” “No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season?Because they needed two tight ends and a wide receiver.Why are clams like women?When the red tide comes, you don’t eat them.How does a man know when he’s eaten pussy well?When he wakes up in the morning and his face looks like a glazed doughnut.Did you hear about the new video game for women only, called Dick-Man?You put a quarter in and get fucked.I’ve got a joke so funny it’ll make your breast fall off:Oh ... I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the floor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and. “Well now,” she chuckled as she made out the ink stain. “Ye really are oversexed, ye know that.”“Bella,” Will said, tracing his finger down the arc of the stain that outlined where Bella’s back and butt had been. Then he put his finger on one of the handprints. “Janie.”Belita’s brows rose. “Dinnae figure Janie for gettin’ that friendly with another woman. Don’t the Magistrate frown on that?”“Janie will surprise you,” Will grinned, handing Belita a cup of steaming tea.“Must have been a sight to see.” Belita blew on her cup.“I wasn’t there,” Will said.Belita laughed. “And here I was building this whole legend of ye in my head.”“I’m afraid I’m just an occasionally very lucky, and more frequently very unlucky man,” Will smiled and sipped his tea. He suddenly felt something… good. Wet. Warm. He closed his eyes, trying to ignore the sensation. “Sometimes... both at the same time.”Belita watched him, curious and confused. “I feel like I’m missin’ something.”Will fought down the urge to roll.
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