And I asked him why he was wearing girls’ panties. he laughed hard. he told me they were men briefs just a different style than I was used to seeing in the laundry from my dad. I guess staring at his crotch and talking about how small they were was starting to have an effect on him because I noticed he was pulling and grabbing at the bulge and he was trying to avoid me looking at it. I was just so intrigued I couldn’t help it. he was facing the counter and I sat at the table. I asked if he could get me some orange juice. He got the juice for me and put it on the table and the bulge was much bigger. I could see it was pulling the waist band back from his stomach. Being a curios girl, I asked why were his briefs swelling up, that made him really uncomfortable. But I persisted and he finally said look niñita, don’t say anything to anyone. I said I won’t, he said that’s what happens to boys sometimes, their pinga get hard. I said why? he said for sex, don’t you know about sex. oh what. A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw.So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to Hospital.Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is.The nurse replies, “He’s out in the Rehab again exercising”.And sure enough, there’s Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon Mick comes back to work.But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head.Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to hospital.Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is.The nurse breaks down and cries and says, “He’s dead.”Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. “I suppose the saw finally did him in.”“No”, says the nurse, “Some dopey bastard put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated”.✧ ✧ ✧My friend’s wife left him last week, she said she was going out to get some milk and never came backI asked him how he was copingHe said “not bad,.
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