”Blowing Chunks A guy walks into a bar and orders a soda. The bartender says “Whaddaya some kind of pussy?” The guy replies, “You don’t understand, last night I had 15 martinis, went home and blew chunks, and I’m kind of embarrassed.” The bartenders says to him, “So what, I drink every night, puke every morning --nothing to be ashamed of.”The guy says, “You don’t understand, Chunks is my dog!”P.S. there is, of course nothing to be ashamed of, drunk or sober, as long as no one gets hurtThe Bear and theA man decided to go hunting for the first time. He went to a gun shop, bought a large, expensive rifle and headed into the deep woods. After hours of fruitless searching, the would-be hunter spotted a massive, black bear sitting in the entrance to a small cave. As quietly as possible, he stalked up to the mouth of the cave and began firing repeatedly into the darkness. Eventually, the hunter used up his stock of ammunition, and cautiously entered, the cave to see the fruits of his effort.. .. shell-shocked. Wait, is that a thing, in Thedas? After what had been said the night before, I assumed this would be the case; clearly Alistair had been better at blocking it out."I have a question, if I may." Theron nodded, but I turned to Aedan instead. "Why aren't you surprised, dear brother?"He looked briefly startled, before smiling at me. "I didn't know anything, Sierra, I assure you. I merely assumed that if Theron here was smart, he would do exactly this. Call it political savvy, I suppose."I narrowed my eyes at him, but reluctantly had to believe him. It really isn't so surprising, I suppose... I just hadn't considered it.Alistair finally stirred. "But, but ... I don't want to be King!"Theron laughed, and Aedan and I grinned. "I suppose we had better make sure I stay alive, then, right, brother?" But I'm a Grey Warden. I can't even hold a title." As we've heard, it seems Weisshaupt is ready to ignore that rule when required. Having a Grey Warden as a member of the royal.
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