Pulling in behind him, the copper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the car.He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.Today is Friday.If you can give me a new reason for speeding – a reason I've never before heard – I'll let you go..."The old gentleman paused then said, "Thirty three years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman;I thought you were bringing her back." Have a good day, Sir," replied the copper.QueenslandThe owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said,"You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,"Everything but my earrings."TasmaniaA senior citizen in Tasmania was overheard saying,"When the end of the world comes, I hope to be here."When asked why, he replied,"I'd. Miss Pratt pulled the needlesout again, wrinkling her nose slightly at the sight of blood, and then squirtedher new torture fluid onto her fingers, rubbing it on Evelyn's twat thoroughly. Evelyn's howls were quite rewarding. "You like this stuff? It'ssome sort of arthritis medication, called Capzasin-P" Miss Pratt lookedcritically at the label as she rubbed more on her poor slave-girls clitoris. "It'sgood for you, though it does burn, methinks. See, the stuff contains capsaicin,the spice that gives hot peppers their "bite." and that's why itthrills you..and is good for skin inflammation." Miss Pratt smiled "You've had the same reaction when I rubbed Ben-Gay, Zostrix,and Sportscreme on you...but scientifically, it's explained with the capsaicin...didn'tknow I was pre-med, did you?" Evelyn's moans and weeping showed a lackof interest in anything but her poor burning clit. Miss Pratt reached behind her again and picked up a 9-volt battery,and licked the terminals at the end, getting a.
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