”“I do not understand,” said the other.The first Arab says, “I was walking along Bloor Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling out. He said, “I am Captain Canada, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.”I said, “No shit?”God Bless CanadaThis one is compliments of neubergerHere is one that should come with a warning to not drink or eat while reading.“As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his
fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill
them.
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay’s kids’ stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and
went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don’t sell those things at
Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore. Not to gild the Lily here (pun intended) but her body has even caught dad's eye on occasion. He'd never admit it, but I think he sometimes enjoys a peak at his beautiful creation. Seeing her like this also made me appreciate how sexy her red hair was when against her pale skin.“Jesus!” I really couldn’t keep my mouth shut. I had to work on that.“What?” Lily seemed surprised. “It’s a one piece. It’s no big deal.”What she called one piece was technically true, but there were plenty of slits and cleverly placed open spots that left less to the imagination than any of Aunt Amy’s one piece suits.“Well glad you like it, perv. I got a few more that put this to shame. It’s Jamaica after all. I assume the competition for attention on the beach is going to be fierce. I need some love too!” It was good to see my sister less stuck up, and back to her old attitude. Needless to say, that night I logged on to the camsite as soon as I could.—————————The flight to Kingston, Jamaica was over 5 hours..
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