The doctor asked, "How did it go?" Well, not as I'd expected. When I fired the pistol, Becky shit on my face, bit three inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."This is a thought piece from Earl...WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side.Victorian Police: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.Plato: For the greater good.Aristotle: It is the nature of all chickens to cross roads.Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.Timothy Leary: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let him take.Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in. . Keith ... are you listening? Are you awake? Keith!”Gemma rolled over and pulled herself hard into her new naked boyfriend. She laughed at his soft snoring noises then allowed herself to drift off to sleep in his arms with one of her hands running up and down the lovely feel of this guy’s butt cheeks... “ ... smooth, round and bare ... just lovely!” murmured Gemma.She gave Keith a long soft kiss on his lips to which he didn’t respond but Gemma didn’t mind in the least. It was enough to be naked in his arms and to enjoy that beautiful feel of his bare skin on her bare skin ... just beautiful she thought.Those two naked bodies slept like that in Keith’s little bungalow until just an hour before sunrise when Keith found himself alone on the bed. Gemma had disappeared into the night to get ready for her own day and some of the chores she still had to attend to ... with or without a bus load of sex hungry naked campers. ... but not long after Gemma had gone a little shadowy figure crept.
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