“The Golden Years” The only thing gold about the golden years is the color of my piss!!!3. At my age, I wake up in bed in the morning, Hold my arms outwards and if I can’t feel the sides of the box, I get up!!!Why is it that diapers for babies are LUVS or HUGGIES. But for old folks its DEPENDS? I guess it DEPENDS who is in the will!Compliments of a Friend of J & G:A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by a group of ruthless banditos intent on killing him. In their drunkenness, they decided to go easy on him and grant him three requests.For his first, he asked for his horse. He whispered something to his horse, who then rode off and returned with a beautiful woman. The cowboy spent the night with the woman.The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled “You stupid horse! I said ‘posse!’”What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?A full set. I thought we agreed that I need to go out with some girls from my class to help divert parental suspicion." Yeah, we agreed," she said. "But we don't have to like it." I only asked her to go out for burgers and a movie." I replied. "By the way, she said she's never been asked out before. She thinks her class standing intimidates boys and she's probably right." That's terrible," Lisa exclaimed. After a pause, she added, "And dangerous. She may fall for you just because you're the first boy who recognized her as a woman. She must be awfully lonely." I don't know," I replied. "She seems pretty self-confident to me. I don't think she is one of those girls who defines herself in terms of her social standing or relationships." All the more risky," Julie added. "If she dates a nice guy like you, she may realize what she's been missing." You don't need to worry," I said. "I'll keep it low key. My life is complicated enough trying to satisfy the two of you and keep up with school and.
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