'Why?' he asks, 'What's the matter?' 'Well,' she replies, 'it's just too small for me!' 'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow.' 'No problem,' he says and starts pulling his ears. With each pull his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the her.'Wow!' she exclaims, and they fell into bed and make mad, passionate love.The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways.As they walk along, Mike asks Maureen, 'Well, was it any good?' 'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?' 'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache. All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.' When Lynn was done laughing, "Oh... oh, if it only took a couple of slaps to the. " and now I parroted the famous Lou Gehrig line from his poignant farewell speech to the Yankee fans -- "I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."I didn't do it for laughs, and -- happily -- the people there realized it, and didn't laugh at me. And I emphatically didn't do it to belittle Lou Gehrig's famous -- and highly emotional -- speech. When I'd thought about saying it, earlier, I worried that it might not go over very well. I was relieved that my statement hadn't, apparently, been taken in the wrong spirit, either.I said the words because they summed up how I felt, after those long, tedious years trying to climb to the top, finally to have reached it. I tried to make clear, to those pretty- knowledgeable baseball fans in the audience, that I was all-too-aware that I was just 25th man on a 25-man ball club. I wasn't one of those Godlike creatures whose exploits made the papers every day. If anything, I felt closer to these people in the audience, some of whom.
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