* I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.* I need to practice Social-distancing from the refrigerator* Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —The Living Room or The Bedroom.* PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.* Home-schooling is going well. Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job.* I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.* This morning I saw my neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came in my house and told my dog ... we laughed a lot.* Quarantine Day 30: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that. The old man in the sake bar who shoved two small raisin shaped pills into my mouth. He claimed that this would begin to enlighten me about futunari, and sInce then, all of the sexual encounters I have had have involved a massive ejaculation on my part. This was, unfortunately, just near the end of my stay in Japan, but it was enough to strengthen my suspicions that there is more to futunari than just fake dongs on lesbians and pumps hooked to paint cans of hand lotion made to pass as cum. Although I felt as though I was closer to finding out the real truth about futunari, I knew that I was still miles away from my quest.Just to make sure that my last two sexual encounters couldn't be attributed to some kind of internal imbalance brought about by jetlag, I decided to masturbate in the shower stall in the correspondents' locker room. The showers were fairly private, but small. I conjured up images of past acquaintances and lost loves, as well as porn actresses that always aroused.
Mind-blowing sexual productions at our porn tube for those seeking Malay-tudung Fucked Hard Selfmade Video On Hotcamgirls . In indian porn ultimate thrill in terms of watching online porn. Malay-tudung Fucked Hard Selfmade Video On Hotcamgirls . In indian porn is the best example for those that want to better understand why this place is so famous and popular. our porn tube is always here for the best quality Malay-tudung Fucked Hard Selfmade Video On Hotcamgirls . In indian porn porn, and always on duty with the newest fuck videos and pornstars.