Most of the time, when you’re facing trouble, nobody feels your pain. But try farting in public, just one time!!!You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all. An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, “Are you a real pilot?”He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans ... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I’ve taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?”She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It. .”. Phir usne TV on kar diya aur chai banana chali gaye. Tabhi door bell baji. Mene socha shayad Ramesh (her husband who also become my friend) aa gaye he. Mene door khola to dekha, ek bahut he khubsurat, patli se, aurat khadi thi. Vo shayad padosi thi.Vo mujhe dekhkar smile ki, aur me door se hat gaya. Tabhi Suman bhi aa gaye. Suman ko dekhkar vo boli “dekhiye na..mera exhaust fan kam nahi kar raha he..”. Suman use dekhkar mujhse boli..”ye Lalita he..sath vale ghar me rahti he.” Mene namastey ki. Suman ne kaha..”Lalita, ye Ravi ji he…unke dost he..aur Patna me rahte he..abhi tour par aaye he aur hamase milne aa gaye”. She also smiled at me.Lalita: aapko to mene kaye bar dekha he..me samajhi koi relative he..”Suman: Relative jaise hi he…. and she smiled at me.Me: Lalita ji, aap kah rahi thi..aapka exhaust fan nahi chal raha he..kya huwa…Lalita: Ha.. subah se hi nahi chal raha he…mene mechanic ko phone bhi kiya..par abhi tak nahi aaya. Vo kuchh pareshan lag rahi thi.Suman: Achha…me.
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