What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences. Well tab maine yaad ki aapni pahli touch of an girls body……………… hmmmmm can’t forget that yaar, i think that time i was in 9th or 10th , well us time i was at my uncle aunty’s home for my vacation. Wahan meri chachi ki mummy aur unki do sis bhi thi,choti sis ki age hogi shayad 16-17, doosri sis (sonali) ki age mere khayal se 21-22 hogi well she has a well maintaned body, his colour was a little much darker than mee but still she rocks. That day enjoyed a lot, ghoome feere, in the end when night came, we all r to sleep. Well wahan jagah ki thodi problem thi, do hi kamre the, aur double bad ke aalawa ek folding cot tha, so sabhi thik se nahi so sakte the so uncle aunty and unke do chote chote bachhe double bad pe soye, nani aur unki choti beti ek folding pe aur main aur unki badi beti ko zamin pe biche hue bister pe sona tha, well dec ka time tha so sardi bhi thi, rajai ki kami thi isiliye do ko saath saath sona pad raha tha as we hav only 4 rajai. So hum dono ko uncle aunty ke hi room.
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