Now you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay--you’ll walk again and everything. However, your penis was severed in the accident, and we couldn’t find it.”The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You have $9,000 in insurance compensation coming, and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don’t come cheap. It’s roughly $1000 an inch.”The man perks up.“So,” the doctor says, “You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years, and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now, she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before, and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It’s important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision.”The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.The doctor comes back the next day, “So, have you. "I question, "Bob I hate to ask but might I possibly have another plate of your barbeque."He laughs, "Shit if you two are the ones that saved my wife, you can have any damn thing you want!"He waves to one of the waitresses, and Stacy asks, "And kind Bob, might I have another beer."He replies, "Sure what about you Eras'?"I stutter, "N-n-no thank you, one is my limit."He nods his head, "Well what about some vodka?"I shake my head, "N-n-no thank you Bob, I must keep my wits about me."He smiles, "Well I think I have seen everything now - a Russian that don't drink vodka."Anastasia begins telling the story about the bus, Bob asks, "Wait she started part way through."Anastasia says, "Yes I was unconscious and when I awoke Erast was gone."He looks at me and grins, "Okay Eras' looks like you need to start this story."I muddle my way through it...Present – Anastasia – At Bob's Country BunkerErast is not doing a very good job telling the story so I help him. Bob begins to laugh, "Damn Eras' you.
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