Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”“But why?” asked Mike.“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.Gardener in LoveQ: What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?A: It made him wed his plants!Lights Out to Leave“You came home early from your date,” John observed to his roommate. “What happened?”“Well,” said the flat-mate, “after dinner she invited me up to her flat. We had a couple of drinks and she put on some soft music. Then she reached over and turned out the lights.”“So, what next?” asked John, eyebrows raised.“I can take a hint,” said his flat-mate. “I came home.”Valentine’s Day GenieAN OLDER WOMAN runs into her friend at the mall. “You’re not going to believe this,” she said. “I found an old lamp the other day.. Every time he drove the full length into her she screamed into the necktie and went wild."I'm sorry baby, but he touched places in me that had never before been touched. I laid on my back on your desk and looked up at Stan while he fucked me and I was hoping to God that he would never stop."When Dory had come into my office and dropped her coat she hadn't really expected that I would fuck her on my desk. She expected that I would take one look at her, usher her out and go get us a room at the Hilton. Not expecting to be there more than a minute or three she hadn't locked the door behind her. She was lying on the desk, legs up on Stan's shoulders, CFMs parked next to Stan's ears when the door opened and Jack Tatum came in. He took one look at what was happening and he closed the door and locked it. He walked over and said to Stan, "Am I limited to watching, or can I play?"Stan took his necktie out of Dory's mouth and said, "How about it Dory, can Jack play?"Dory was moaning and Stan.
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